The Big
Bad Atomic Model
A Modern Conjecture
by
Enkido Sagredo
To Whom This May Concern,
I have been thinking a lot,
About how I want to present this idea.
Whether I want to be scientific,
Academic,
Comedic,
Strategic,
Poetic,
All of the above,
Or none of the above.
We only get one chance
To make a first impression.
For that reason,
I’m going to do this my way.
This is neither a comprehensive
Nor exhaustive work.
Rather,
It has been designed
To be a foundation
To build upon
And will be presented
In a simplified form.
My goal is not,
And has never been,
To replace anything.
I am here to have fun.
This was fun for me,
And I can only imagine
How much fun
This can bring to the world.
With all that being said,
Please enjoy my atomic model.
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The Current Model
In my lifetime
I have learned a few atomic models.
First
It was Thomson’s Plum Pudding,
Then Bohr’s Shells.
Followed by Quantum Mechanics.
They were,
And all are,
Brilliant ideas
Conceived
By the greatest minds
Of the time,
Using the most advanced tools available.
However,
We have better tools now.
Whether we have better minds
Is up for debate.
While effective,
The orbital model is descriptive
Rather than structural.
It provides rules
For electron distribution
But does not offer
An intuitive geometric interpretation.
Additionally,
The ordering of orbitals
Is not strictly fixed.
In certain cases,
Such as Chromium,
Order deviates from expectations.
These variations
Are typically explained
Through energy minimization,
But the rules governing them
Are context-dependent
And not always directly derivable
From first principles.
As a result,
The model often requires
Memorization of ordering patterns,
Acceptance of exceptions,
And a reliance
On probabilistic interpretation.
Orbitals
Atoms are commonly described
Using a framework of orbitals
And electron shells,
Where electrons occupy
Regions of space
Defined by quantum mechanics.
These regions are grouped into shells
And subshells
Each with a characteristic capacity
And energy.
Orbital shells follow
The Aufbau principle,
Where electrons
Fill atomic orbitals
Of the lowest energy levels first
Before occupying
Higher energy levels.
Electrons fill shells based
On increasing energy,
Not just shell number,
Here is the thing.
The Aufbau principle
Acts as a predictive model
To understand electron configuration.
It is not descriptive.
As well,
The atomic orbital model
Is admittedly
An approximation
To the full quantum theory,
Which only recognizes
Many electron states.
The predictions are
Qualitatively useful
But not
Quantitatively accurate
At the scale we need to move forward.
The Proposed Model
As a student of science,
I never quite understood
Atomic models.
I memorized them in college
And graduated with a degree
In Pure and Applied Sciences.
I had learned about valence electrons
And the formula to calculate them.
I had learned about orbital shells
And how to fill them.
It all seemed too complicated
and yet too basic
To be the answer.
I wanted something simpler
as well as more complex.
Whether I was going to find
That
Was another story.
Either stubborn or determined,
I went back to the basics.
I wanted to understand math
And the origins of numbers.
I tried Euclid’s Elements.
That did not go well.
Then I came across Plato.
Specifically,
Platonic solids.
That sounded cool.
So, I went digging.
I found something.